Tootsies Bluewater
Kent
01322 423888

Greenhithe
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Lunch
£10 ($18)
One of a growing chain currently, this branch of Tootsies is located in the huge Bluewater shopping mall in Kent. The menu provides a better than average burger made with quality ingredients in a variety of classic and specialty combinations, various grills and sandwiches, and there are healthy options such as salads if you don't want fries, as well as separate menus for brunch and kids. Classic starters range from soups and potato skins to prawns and baby back ribs. I ordered the bacon & brle burger with fries, which was on as a lunchtime special, as well as a glass of Santa Catalina Merlot, for £6.95. My companions tried the chargrilled chicken, fish cakes
Sophie's Steakhouse
Fulham Road
020 7352 0088
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Gloucester Road
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Lunch
£26 ($40)

Looking for somewhere to brunch on New Year's Day, we passed by a few early choices that had shut for the holidays. Luckily Sophie's, a New York style restaurant specialising in British steaks, was open. I understand they don't take reservations, but in spite of the a huge throng of other diners, we were seated immediately without having to undergo a wait at the bar. The dining room, with seating for 92, is minimally decorated in warehouse style, with expanses of bare brick walls and exposed steel air conditioning pipes artfully draped with lightbulbs on cables, and jazzed up on my visit with some festive decor. Simple wooden tables, chairs and floors complete the unfussy feel. From the menu, which includes grills, salads and various sandwiches, we ordered bloody Marys (£5.50) and sparkling water. A brunch menu lists various eggy concoctions, but as it was now quite late we chose from the lunch menu instead. We'd eaten roast venison for dinner the night before, so I opted for fish and seafood. My starter of prawn cocktail (£6.50) came suspiciously moulded but was excellent. Large, fresh prawns and crisp, cool lettuce were generously glazed with a creamy tangy cocktail sauce. For main course I had Rocky's fish & chips - beer battered haddock with pea purée and home-made tartar sauce (£10.50). The fish arrived cooked to perfection in a thick herby batter. Underneath lay crisp chips alongside a dollop of green mushy peas, full of sweet pea flavour and unlike the grey sludge I've seen elsewhere. My companions started with fresh Cornish crab salad, with basil, coriander and mayonnaise (£8.95) and then had main courses of spit roasted chicken sandwich, with vine ripened tomatoes, baby spinach, smoked back bacon, melted montgomery and mayonnaise (£7.95). As we were a bit weary from a late night and lots of booze, we only had water to drink. We didn't try them, but steak lovers have a choice of 15 ounce Chateaubriand (£29.50), 27 ounce porterhouse (£34.95), 10 ounce ribeye (£10.95), 8 ounce fillet (£16.50), or 10 ounce contre fillet (£15.95). Sophie's says all its meat, from farms in Scotland or Northern Ireland, is aged for 28 days. Customers can also buy Sophie's Steak Sauce to take home. Websitetop of page

Gourmet Burger Kitchen
Fulham Broadway
020 7381 4242
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Fulham Broadway
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Dinner
£12 ($20)
A New Zealand twist on this US staple, GBK is a new chain with a few branches scattered around the capital. I took a couple of young companions as not much else in the area appealed to their relatively undeveloped palates, and most of the menu was familiar to them. Perched on the side of busy Fulham Broadway with its fuming traffic, the smart but small dining room has its French windows flung open for an airy feel, and is packed with tiny square tables. Most were occupied, but we were shown to a couple placed together and directly overlooking the pavement. The menu offers a wide range of burgers, many traditional 100 per cent Aberdeen Angus Scotch beef, but some featuring quirky additional ingredients, all around the £6.60 mark. Those wishing to avoid beef have chicken, chorizo, lamb, venison and even a few vegetarian options from which to choose. Diners peruse the menu and then order food and drinks at the back bar. I decided on a bottle of Caves de Lugny Macon Villages chardonnay (£13.95) - probably the first I've had with a burger, but somehow the experience merited it. Additional orders of large, chunky and crispy fries (£2) came with a choice of dipping sauces - blue cheese, garlic, tomato. The burgers are huge and present a challenge to even the widest of wide mouths but though difficult to manoeuvre, my classic burger of beef, smoky barbecue sauce and salad (£6.60), was well cooked and tasty. I found the barbecue sauce on the sweet side, but the blue cheese sauce for dunking chips in was loaded with tangy real cheese. My companions tucked into burgers laden with garlic mayo, pesto and mozzarella, and chicken satay. The white wine stood up well to the relatively fast food assault and we were all too full to think about dessert. Websitetop of page
Henry J Bean's Bar & Grill
King's Road
Chelsea
020 7351 6996
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South Kensington
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Lunch
£6.60 ($10)

I popped in here for lunch between a morning spent wandering the new English Galleries at the V&A Museum and an afternoon in the relative calm of Chelsea Cinema watching The Quiet American. The place was nowhere near as busy or crowded as it can get in the evenings when the area's Sloane Rangers pack in, so I decided to try the food. I was glad I did, especially as I luckily managed to select one of the luncheonette specials without realising it (although they're clearly indicated on the menu). Inside the forbidding entrance there is a long, dark bar, with tall round tables and stools, and decorated with old US ads for 7-Up, milk and coke. Outside at the back is a large beer garden, which can get busy in summer months. To the right behind a curved screen with banquette seating is a raised platform with lower tables for four. After ordering a cheesesurger, shoelace fries and a mineral water from the bar, I decided to forgo the tables along the wood floor to the front and chose one on the red and black tiled area near the food counter, where I could keep my eye on my belongings while I collected my order. This was after a wait of about 15 minutes, when my number appeared on the television monitor. The large, freshly made burger was served with beef tomato slices and sliced red onion. I further dressed it with ketchup, mustard and diced onions. It was very good, not dissimilar to those on offer from Ed's Easy Diner. The fries were tasty enough, although I'd looked forward to the seasoned fries that the menu had specified, but were not available on my visit. Not bad, considering the regular price for the burger and fries alone would have been almost £8, and I'd visit again to try out some of the other authentic sounding US diner style dishes, although it all looks expensive.top of page

Steph's
39 Dean Street
Soho
020 7734 5976
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Tottenham Court Road
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Dinner
£25 ($37)
Southern decadence mingles with '30s deco at this Soho stalwart that has its fans in spite of the fading decor and indifferent food. Steph herself reigns supreme and often holds court over the cramped dining room with narrow bar to the side, surrounded by marching pink flamingoes along the dark green walls. The menu, which has hardly varied in years, offers burgers, cajun dishes and other down home cooking such as fried green tomatoes. A piece of old Soho, faded charms and all.top of page
PJ's Bar & Grill
52 Fulham Road
SW3
020 7581 0025
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South Kensington
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Dinner
£27 ($40)
Wood panelling, a clubby atmosphere and lots of photographs of polo matches on the wall above large bloom-stained mirrors remind you that this is the posh end of the Fulham Road. Further polo bric a brac, with crossed polo mallets and a crest are arranged above the small bar just inside the front door. Also suspended over the bar is a propellor and shaft, together with what looks like a vintage aircraft engine turbine. Seating is at the front windows and off to both sides, with further seating in the upstairs dining room and on the pavement outside. The menu is short and features meats from the grill as well as specials, and there are about three starters and mains which change every day. Location wise it's all over the place with American, cajun and oriental dishes jostling for attention. We just drank bottled mineral water and ordered prawn spring rolls (£6.95), endive salad with roquefort and poached pear (£5.95) and duck pancakes (£6.95) to start. There was precious little cheese or pear with my salad, but what little I had was delicious. My colleagues enjoyed theirs, but found the portions to be on the small side. For main course I had cajun chicken (£11.95). This came with a medley of raw capsicums, coconut rice and a mango salsa, which I supplemented with a portion of fries (£2.95). The chicken was spicy, but probably a mistake as I had a mouth ulcer, and it wasn't soothed by the salsa which was quite tart. One colleague had the roast gressingham duck (£12.95) with red cabbage, roast celeriac batons and blackberry sauce. I tried a forkful which was very tasty, although he commented that some roast potatoes would have set it off perfectly. The other tried the organic hamburger with cheese and fried onions (£10.95), which was served with fries. We enjoyed the ambience in this popular and busy place, which attracts a well-off young Chelsea crowd. I can imagine it becoming a regular haunt for many of them. However, the portions, especially the starters, could have been bigger, and we reckoned the 15 per cent service charge was sheer cheek.top of page
Planet Hollywood
Coventry Street
W1
020 7278 1000
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Piccadilly Circus
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Dinner
£20 ($30)
Expecting a cheap and nasty experience, I was pleasantly surprised at the London branch of this film industry themed restaurant when I visited with friends and their teenaged daughter. The downstairs dining room impressed with its glamorous decor and busy ambience. Planet Hollywood is not as difficult to get into these days, but the quality of the food on offer is very high. We shared starters of Texas nachos, deep fried dough, brushed with barbecue sauce and topped with grilled onions, smoked chicken and monterrey jack / cheddar mixed cheese, and pizza bread, delicious slices brushed with garlic butter, parmesan cheese, mozzarella and basil, topped with chopped plum tomatoes and herbed olive oil. Main courses included hamburger, served on a poppy seed bun with lettuce, tomato and red onions, and I had baby-back ribs in tangy barbecue sauce. Served with fries, these were filling and didn't leave much room for desserts. The range of memorabilia provides a point of interest when the conversations lags, although it isn't easy to read the descriptions from the tables. On other visits I've tried the first floor snackbar, which can get rather hectic. top of page
Arkansas Cafe
Unit 12 Old Spitalfields Market E1
020 7377 6999
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Liverpool Street
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Lunch
£10 ($15)
Freshly barbecued lamb and beef burgers, ribs and steaks are available al fresco at this cheap and cheerful open venue which is part of a food village that actually overlooks the market area. Bubba the chef takes and cooks the orders while you sit at the tables and watch market life pass you by, especially on Sunday lunchtimes, which seem to attract some of the oddest looking of the area's denizens. Good for a break either before of after you browse the market stalls which include organic veg, homemade breads, vintage clothing, antique and stylish modern furniture and freshly squeezed fruit cocktails. If burgers aren't your thing the food village offers a range of world cuisines.top of page
Joe Allen
13 Exeter Street
020 7836 0651
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Covent Garden
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Dinner
£30 ($45)
Celebrity spotting is part of the action at this Californian style basement eatery in Covent Garden that actually offers a range of cuisines. We had upmarket burgers, which were delicious.top of page
Navajo Joe
34 King Street
020 7240 4008
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Covent Garden
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Lunch
£10 ($15)
Loud venue in Covent Garden that attracts a mainly local after-office crowd for skillfully-made cocktails prepared by the showy staff. Music levels not so intrusive at lunchtime, but crank up later to make conversation impossible without shouting. Unfortunately the food, being very average, didn't get shouted about.top of page
TGI Friday's
6 Bedford Street
020 7379 0585
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Leicester Square
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Dinner
£25 ($40)
Frenetic atmosphere stoked by relentlessly cheery staff make this the place to come for a lively night out. Wildly popular in its central Covent Garden location, there are long waits - in the expensive bar area - for tables. The food is big and includes burgers, fries, ribs, grills and Tex Mex. Not the place for a quiet meal, and expensive for what you get.top of page
Rainforest
Shaftesbury Avenue
020 7434 3111
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Piccadilly Circus
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Dinner
£20 ($30)
New, chaotic, jungle-themed venue in the West End aimed squarely at kids. Eco-friendly - all the animals are mechanical apart from a few guest parrots at the entrance. Inside jungle sounds boom, screech and chatter, and several water features keep the atmosphere rainforest damp. Downstairs in the labyrinthine dining room on several levels, regular thunder storms make for that authentic jungle ambience. Nice to see a kid's menu venturing further than burgers and fries - a Caribbean flavour is evident with big, tasty portions and a variety of vegetable juice cocktails. The gift shop is chaotic and disappointing, and can make the whole experience an expensive one.top of page
Ed's Easy Diner
King's Road
020 7352 1956
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South Kensington
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Dinner
£9 ($13)
You know how, about half an hour after you've eaten at McDonalds, you get that heavy feeling in your stomach and wish you hadn't? Well, learn to love burgers again at Ed's. This re-incarnation of the '50s American diner celebrates fast food with a swing. The menu includes burgers with Swiss, American or Cheddar cheese, hotdogs, bowls of big fries smothered in potent chilli, wet fries and fries with cheese. Washed down with cool beer or cola, they beat anything on offer from by Ronald & Co. And I should know - I've worked in McDonalds. Served up by relentlessly cheerful staff to the accompaniment of too-loud 50s and 60s rock music. Outlets also at Old Compton Street in Soho and in the Trocadero, Piccadilly Circus.top of page
Prices are per head for two-three courses, sharing a bottle of wine or a beer or two where appropriate
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